-'I'll have a massive' -Crushing cornflakes in to your bowl to get more in there. -Lemon curd with marg on and in your birthday cake. -One slice of streaky bacon and beans for breakfast. -Gooseberry fool, Yum, Yum, Yum -Trying to grab the crust of bread from the tray before they went. -Speed washing all that crockery. -Begging for scraps from the chinese when they got a take-away. -Industrial strength porridge. -Finding the perfect technique to carry 6 plates of food. -Taking tons of spuds down through the laundry room to the rusty spud peeling machine. -Custard tarts from the bakery delivery (free aswell) -Down the cellar to 'take' loaves of bread. (Never me, I saw others do it)
Too many more to mention, but lastly, the tuck-shop. See Clive Lawson for the way in without a key.